Italia Yodels

Belle was recently asked to go to Italy.

By an Italian man.

Get me.

He emailed me and wanted me to go to Carnivale, by myself, to a gorgeous part of Italy as he wants to 'catch up'.

Apparently he had been talking to mutual friends about my skin and hair (bit weird, i have to say as I've met him twice, once on holiday last July and again on a work trip in September).

Worrying? or a great opportunity? Belle ponders what her life could have been like if i had taken him up on his offer...

Pros of going:

• Free Accomodation, food and probably drinks (mmmm Italian vodka)
  
• Amazing Clubs on the beach
• Beaches (without chubby British men clambering about in their socks and sandals)
  
• Marriage in Italy (enough said really)
  
• Hot weather (Belle has a distinct hatred towards the cold)
  
• Skiing in winter (Belle has never skied, but it's nice to have the option on a great big mountain instead of Milton Keynes' Snowdome, eh?)
  
• Olive skinned babies

Cons of going:

• My boyfriend would probably disapprove.