Friday, 26 March 2010

The joys of Vodka and a new job...

Perhaps the sweestest thing about Vodka is its lack of taste. You can drink, as I may have been doing, say a pint of it; mixed with lemonade and elderflower (i may be a lush, but i am a classy lush) and never really know that the vodka is there......

Except for the headache in the morning and the mild sensation that vodka may be the devil and you never want to see another bottle of Absolut again. Until tomorrow. God, don't you love Fridays?

Belle has been rather down lately as you may have guessed-reason being that she would very much like to be getting on with her life and yet she seems to be sitting on a roundabout (not literally - that would be completely ridiculous, but metaphorically). The same places and faces, the same living environment, the same job. It all gets a little depressing.

And so....

Belle discovered the world of Public Relations.

What a wonderful world this is. Full of celebrities, beautiful houses, exclusive offices, oh and sock campaigns. And Belle gets paid to write.

It's like heaven with a paycheck and a desk space.


Ready? I'm about to sitcom it up!!






Next Time on Belle of the Ball....?

Belle goes in search of a house.........
a mini adventure in real estate failure...



oh crap, i ruined it....
xx

Apparently I may have...

in a fit of rage, deleted half of my posts. Truly sad. Let us take a moment's silence for the 10 blog posts that have been lost due to the carelessness of Belle and her angry, volatile nature.












....don't look up, or breathe, we're having a moments silence.....


















....I can see you doing it................







right, enough of that.

I would try and condense my previous blogs in one giant blog and then it would all be fine, however, I cant be bothered.

So to sum up what Belle has been doing since august I shall simply use one sentence.

Fucking train wreck.....

Oh, perhaps I don't need a sentence.
xx

Monday, 17 August 2009

Colds

Have. To. Be. The. Worst. Thing. Ever.

And I seem to always have one. If I pump myself full of echinacea I might be able to flush it out of my system.

Do believe the echinacea pills to be against me as according to them I should take 2-3 pills everytime I eat.

Perhaps i'm far too paranoid for my own good.......

However I think they're trying to fatten me up against my will.

To Blog or not to blog?

Do we think its immoral to Blog and then job search whilst at work? Probably.

Will I still continue to do it? Yes.

(I will still feel guilty about it though- this probably comes from the thought of being caught doing said searching and blogging.)

Must remember not to use bosses desktop for any of these as she can check computers movements from home. Uh Oh.

Cinderella

I think it will take alot more than a fairy to turn a life around.

I'm not the type of girl who wants a happily ever after anyways, let alone to need to depend on a man, but do you think Cinderella ever turned around and said, 'Oi Fairy Godmother, instead of making me look hot for this ball, do you think maybe you could possibly actually make the slave labour inducing hours working my butt off cleaning for these dirty bitches come across well in my CV? Cos i'm kinda sick of these diggs?'

Nah Cinders you stick to Prince Charming.

Well Over-due

Ok so I realise blogging has been around for an unbelievably long time however, I have only just succumbed to the itchy feet and actually started my own.

In short, I am a writer. A completely unknown writer who works in a job where there is no writing involved apart from taking down orders and creating new rota sheets. My job, which I actually believe to be slowly killing off my brain cells, is monotonously boring at times and I decided I need to actually start writing again.

What a better way than to create a blog and share my confusing thoughts on life, love and style with people who i'm sure won't care, but may be going through the same things as me and might have a take on it.

Perhaps a few lines a day may do me the world of good.......Perhaps not.